A woman's wish and a man's hopes...

It must be the Spring but I have woken feeling frivolous!

I have found this funny poem that David discovered and sent to me-

 Woman's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend!

So I made up one in reply...

Man's Poem

 When I finally fall asleep

I pray for a woman who will keep

on thinking I’m handsome, perfect & strong

One that loves to listen long

When I rant on about ‘News of the Week'

And not care if to her I hardly speak

I pray that she’ll enjoy being employed

Ironing my shirts and not be annoyed

When I leave the dirty ones on the floor

But just pick them up and ask for more

Oh! Send me a woman who loves my dirty mind

 and wears thongs to show her great behind

I pray she will love me  ‘til the very end

And even more than her best friend...

I hope this will amuse you too!

ps, I apologise for the photographic discrepancy- I'm ashamed to say that I don't actually own a thong...